Sparkling Water Savant T-Shirts

"Dad, I specifically ordered tap water, not sparkling."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Champagne Tasting.

Bottle Bank. . .

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

Objets D'Angst

José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix

"Yeah, but can you turn sparkling water into champagne?"

'By distilling this sea water, we now create, every day, 100,000 gallons of detergent-filled drinking water.'

"And as the oceans rise, so too will our power!"

"Why do I think you need glasses, Mr. Jones? For one thing...the chart is over this way!"

Grumpy Moody Boy.

Sail powered automobile immune to high oil prices.

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

"And what can I do for you, young lady?"

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

Wasting Water

A patient with a Perrier drip

'My new glasses are going to be expensive, aren't they?'

Water is protected within a safe.

'Everyone wants Perrier with a twist of lime.'

"Get me the Big Guy. Yeah, the dawn broke again."

Colin should have known better than to smoke near the new foam sprinkler system.

"I'm a societal mutation."

"During a period of global warming the phrase: 'the tip of the ice berg' takes on a new, real meaning."

'What, no Perrier?'

"Be a darling and bring a seltzer when you come."

"We've streamed everything except this documentary on documentaries."

Woody is contemplating if it's still or sparkling.

Recycled Water.

Opticians.

Australia, n: Combustible desert continent inhabited by a coastal race that keeps rediscovering fire.