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"Mineral water!...gasp!...Mineral Water!"

Bring your own inflatable.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Disco Bunny.

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Wine taster with mineral water

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

A family playing in the sea

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

You just keep giving.

Children playing around a water pump

Freddie's water

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

Swimming Champion.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

True, I've seen plenty of padded resumes, but very few bejeweled resumes.

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

Spring Water

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'