Sparkling Water Critic T-Shirts

"Yeah, but can you turn sparkling water into champagne?"

Champagne

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

Rating the Sunset

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Dogs with alcohol collars.

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

Bar - Now serving 24 Hours - Customer to bar man - 'I want to get as wasted as you look'.

Seltzer paste.

Water spurting from boy's ear while he drinks from a fountain

"Prosecco-ho-ho?"

"Would sir care to see the water list?"

'My God, Edward †not a tweed BATHING SUIT!'

A patient with a Perrier drip

Mary and Barb amused themselves for hours by recording women's comments as they tried on bathing suits.

'He sort of grows on you, I suppose.' - 'Like warts.'

"I only get them to please my dad."

"Dad, I specifically ordered tap water, not sparkling."

"That's right—a gallon of sparkling and a gallon of still. Are you ready for the credit card?"

Water: Regular, Premium and Ultra.

"The health inspector said our water had an excess of iron."

'Everyone wants Perrier with a twist of lime.'

Mineral Water: Still or Sparkling

Bottled Water

DANGER - hook and worm...!

'What, no Perrier?'

"Be a darling and bring a seltzer when you come."

Woody is contemplating if it's still or sparkling.

'It's always repeats on the BBC!'

"Mineral water!...gasp!...Mineral Water!"