Superstition Savant T-Shirts

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

Birds poop on people on bus 13.

"It's beautiful, isn't it? It will keep you safe."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

Rats leave a launching ship.

"Is that neat whisky?"

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Net Zero Superstitions

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

Superstitious Black Cat

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"Not another gooseberry bush!"

'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

"And thanks to you, I have to buy myself a brand new lucky tie!"

'It's not an audition, it's a job interview and please don't tell me to 'break a leg'.'

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"