Sky Saviors T-Shirts

"Women drivers..."

North Pole

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

~ S.O.S.

Save the world together

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

World Health Organization

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

Dogfights/Drone Fights

'Did I put the recycling out?'

Free WiFi

'We like to make full use of the space.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

"I'm glad they had these nice robes for us, because my luggage didn't make it."

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

Meh, I've been on higher.

Sea temperatures rising at alarming rate

"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."

Traffic lights in the sky

When Flight Attendants Retire

Around the World By Balloon.

If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?

"Our most extensive European tour for those in a hurry. The plane never lands."

Hold, Hold, Hold, What you imagine all the phones look like at technical support.

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

"Now boarding all passengers seated in Discomfort Class."

Hold on - Now I need to part all this plastic.

Ocean Plastic

"How the hell do I afford to do this?"

'Sorry, Otto, but I can't let my navigation equipment fall into the hands of the enemy.'

Drought.