Seaside Saviors T-Shirts

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

~ S.O.S.

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

Punch&Judy/Counselling

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

World Health Organization

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

Starfish doing the wave.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

"Oh boy, not a single echo back: Humans have really overfished this part of the ocean..."

"It's your turn, kid."

Shakespeare at the beach ...

The whale and the plastic bottle.

No, really, if you hold a can up to your ear, you can hear the recycling plant.

"It's an SOS from the Pacific Garbage Patch."

'Never mind me, save the whales'

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

"Daddy, the wave ate my sand castle!"

Endangered species fish restaurant

Just married

Punch has a smoking break.