Silicon Savant Pillows

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Felix Mendelssohn

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

TV-Man

All the apps hidden within a phone

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Sir Edward Elgar

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

The Plasmas.

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Wait...... I'm in the bathroom for one minute and you answer my wife's 'Where are you' text with..... 'I'm in a bar with Pete, checking out chicks, foxes and a cute little beaver'??"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"God, I love this show!"

"House red, sir?"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

'Here, take this pencil. We taped some sudokus to the ceiling in there to help you pass the time.'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Mind control

Anton Bruckner.

"Cool game!"

'Ideally, I'd like a job where my multi-application cell phone will do all the work.'

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

"You no longer have to worry about me dropping my phone. The new phone comes with an airbag."

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

Consumer care and technologies

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"