Scanner Savant Pillows

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

TV-Man

Binge Watch

The Plasmas.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

Mind control

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

"Cool game!"

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

"She died doing what she loved."

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7.'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

New TV Season...Dopey man watching new TV shows

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

"Talk for all of eternity, just $29 a month."

Man with TV listings - It's not easy keeping track of my social life."

"I feel sh***y . . . yeah that didn't help."

A car drives down a street of houses all shaped like TV sets