Scanner Savant Pillows

'Here, take this pencil. We taped some sudokus to the ceiling in there to help you pass the time.'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

TV-Man

Binge Watch

Christopher Nolan caricature

The Plasmas.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

"God, I love this show!"

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

"Cool game!"

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

Mind control

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."

"She died doing what she loved."

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7.'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

New TV Season...Dopey man watching new TV shows

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

"Talk for all of eternity, just $29 a month."

Large hi fi.

A car drives down a street of houses all shaped like TV sets