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Toilets of Tuscany Tour

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Wash your hands

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

A day in the life of a dish sink

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'Have you washed your hands?'

Wash Hands After Every Business Deal

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"