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Which one of these things is the soap?

'What a bathroom magazine rack must have looked like in biblical times.'

WC problem.

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

A pedestal with toilet paper, a magazine and a newspaper.

"A Therapist didn't save my marriage. A plumber and a second bathroom saved my marriage!"

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Knight using the men's bathroom.

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

Wine Lovers

'No wonder you're backed up.The box says 'ear', not 'rear!'

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"You're so vein."

'Well you should have gone before we left!'

"Let's skip the taxi-ing and land right at the gate. I really have to use the bathroom."

The Stinker

Pharaoh on the toilet.

'You should have thought of that before we abducted you.'

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

Towels: His and Hers (when he dies)

'Fred suddenly regretted having drunk so much coffee...'

'Moses in the Gents.'

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

"The fourth door! The men's room is the fourth door on the right!"

'He wants to look slightly mysterious and menacing.'