Towel Aficionado T-Shirts

How men shop for towels.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Hers towel and 'hymns' towel.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"No not the puppy please"

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

Academia in Winter

The Movers - Decluttering

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

My feet were cold.

Wooly mammoth

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'May I tidy up the infield?'

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

And it stores easily under your bed...

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."

Toilet paper calendar

Bears Going to the Bathroom in Woods.

Objets D'Angst

People in the shower

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

Bias Tape