Towel Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Do what you can to flatten the curve

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

The Movers - Decluttering

Creation of Adam

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

The wool club for mammoths.

Shear Love.

How men shop for towels.

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

Flush Direct

Sheep Knitting.

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

And it stores easily under your bed...

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

Bias Tape

Maid with her sewing basket

Is clutter necessary?

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."

"I told you not to give them a bath in hot water!"

Objets D'Angst

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

How to tell an Empty Nest.

Toilet Paper Hill