Quippy Towel Aficionados T-Shirts

Give their wardrobe a humorous upgrade with t-shirts celebrating towel aficionados. Featuring clever puns and fun illustrations, these tees turn everyday dressing into a playful expression of their towel obsession.

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Hymns and Her

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"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper." mockup

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

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"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels." mockup

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

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Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy! mockup

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

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'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!' mockup

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

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I break for toilet paper

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"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms." mockup

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

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'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!' mockup

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

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Do what you can to flatten the curve mockup

Do what you can to flatten the curve

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"No not the puppy please"

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Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight. mockup

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

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"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here." mockup

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

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Creation of Adam

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A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree. mockup

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

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How men shop for towels.

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"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!" mockup

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

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I like a good whodunit.

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Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.'

Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.' mockup

Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.'

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"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries." mockup

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

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Flush Direct

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'It was the only white thing I had.' mockup

'It was the only white thing I had.'

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I'm not just being paranoid, Margret. His breath smells like dolphin and I even found a flipper in his coat pocket yesterday. I really think Earl's hitting the bottlenose again.

I'm not just being paranoid, Margret. His breath smells like dolphin and I even found a flipper in his coat pocket yesterday. I really think Earl's hitting the bottlenose again.

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'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?' mockup

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

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Is clutter necessary?

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"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk." mockup

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

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"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around." mockup

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

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Toilet paper calendar

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"She's a natural!"

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"Mum...I have to do number five million, seven hundred and twenty seven thousand, six hundred and twenty ones!"

"Mum...I have to do number five million, seven hundred and twenty seven thousand, six hundred and twenty ones!" mockup

"Mum...I have to do number five million, seven hundred and twenty seven thousand, six hundred and twenty ones!"

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"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak." mockup

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

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Toilet Paper Hill

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"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value." mockup

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

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"Now, what am I here for?"

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Quippy Towel Aficionados T-Shirts Collection

Quippy Towel Aficionados Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for towel aficionados. Perfect for adding a splash of humor to their morning coffee or tea ritual.

Quippy Towel Aficionados Pillows

Discover cozy pillows with humorous towel-themed designs. A playful addition to any bathroom or living space, perfect for fans of towel humor.

Quippy Towel Aficionados Prints

Browse our selection of prints that humorously celebrate towel aficionados. Ideal for decorating bathrooms, laundry rooms, or any space needing a touch of wit.