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'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Cat Tie

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"1-1"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Robin Day.

"Which free tote goes best?"

Outlaw Quilting Bees

How men shop for towels.

"Whose tie?"

Cricket widow's revenge

'Throw it out? It's worth more! That's $27 worth of wine spilled onto a $12 tie.'

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.'

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

'We don't care if you're ZZ Top, ties required for gentlemen.'

The Spoonish Inquisition

There's a fork in the road.

"Oh, thank God!"

Don't ask. Just get me the @#^$ out of here. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-03-11).

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

'The great thing about polka dots is that one more dot won't hurt.'