Towel Aficionado Pillows

How men shop for towels.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Hers towel and 'hymns' towel.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"No not the puppy please"

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

The Movers - Decluttering

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

Academia in Winter

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

Wooly mammoth

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'May I tidy up the infield?'

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

And it stores easily under your bed...

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

Bias Tape

Toilet paper calendar

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

Objets D'Angst

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."

People in the shower

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

How to tell an Empty Nest.

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'