Toilet Time Enthusiast Gifts

Toilet Time.

"I must have eaten something bad. I've been going to the bathroom all day."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Baby Hairstyles.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Crisis'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

New York Scatological Society

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

Toilet humour

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

WC problem.

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

Mummy Toilet Roll.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Frog Flycatcher.