Toilet Time Adventurers Gifts

'I'm gonna go.... Where no cow has gone before!'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"We slipped in the tub."

A dog pulling a bubble bath on wheels. A woman reads in the bath

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

Remote control bridge in bath.

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

Asian Travel: 'Absolutely do NOT book anyplace without a western toilet!'

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

"Land ahoy!"

Soap Recovery Ship

'Desmond, there's something in the bath!'

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

bath oars...

Working from home

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

"I think the flush is broken."

'And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!'

Man in bath not alone.

Seat belt for skinny man, sleeping with large wife.

"I must have eaten something bad. I've been going to the bathroom all day."

'Well, Mom...today I learned what WON'T flush!'

'Here's all that stuff I used in that demonstration, but for Pete's sake, don't try it at home!'

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."