Toilet Time Adventurers T-Shirts

'I'm gonna go.... Where no cow has gone before!'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"We slipped in the tub."

A dog pulling a bubble bath on wheels. A woman reads in the bath

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

Remote control bridge in bath.

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

Asian Travel: 'Absolutely do NOT book anyplace without a western toilet!'

"Land ahoy!"

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

Soap Recovery Ship

'Desmond, there's something in the bath!'

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

bath oars...

Working from home

"I think the flush is broken."

Man in bath not alone.

'And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!'

Seat belt for skinny man, sleeping with large wife.

'Well, Mom...today I learned what WON'T flush!'

"I must have eaten something bad. I've been going to the bathroom all day."

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