Toilet Seat Connoisseur Mugs

Women's research center for male behavior.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

I break for toilet paper

WC problem.

Skier.

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

How men shop for towels.

The Stinker

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

"You're so vein."

Which one of these things is the soap?

'Can you hurry up! There are others who wish to use the toilet!'

'Now I understand the trickle-down theory!'

'Without government help we can forget about the extra large directors' chairs.'

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

'He wants to look slightly mysterious and menacing.'

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

'But, Mr. Gordon, the company didn't buy this chair. I brought it from home.'

Toilet paper rush

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

"A Therapist didn't save my marriage. A plumber and a second bathroom saved my marriage!"

"Come on, you can get up. Just think about that nice soft swivel chair down at the office."

Towels - His / Hers (Colour)

'So how are we doing my soak-master of the tub?'

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

Opposites Attract.

We have the brown that are highly absorbent and get the job done, or the white that are a bit softer...

A man goes to the toilet and loses weight in the process.