Seating Connoisseur Pillows

"This seat taken?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Bookworm Sleepover

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Binge Watch

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Goal!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

Second aid

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"I see a couch."

Moliere

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