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"I'm just saying we might be jumping the gun just a tiny bit on the outside seating."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Sunbathing in the park

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Prosecco Peacock

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

The Martini is invented.

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

The Camp, Pt. 1

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

'New Barbeque.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

Ow! Mutter! Toot! At the Old Superheroes Home. (This cartoon was originally published on 2003-07-28).

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."