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Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

When Chassidim sit outside for too long.

Glastonbury. After.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Shake! Good Dog."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Sunbathing in the park

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Prosecco Peacock

The Martini is invented.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"Not to mention the park view."

Beginning Yarder.

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

The Camp, Pt. 1