Outdoor Decor Pillows

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

'We thought gnomes would be a little common'.

Windchimes

"Garden variety allergies."

"Do forgive me, I'm good with faces but I have a terrible memory for gnomes."

"The other lawn ornaments have asked me to tell you to get off the grass."

Flamin-goes & Flaming-stays

Time Table

Gastro Gnomes

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Fierce neighbourhood competition

Gnome urinating onto sad gnome with umbrella.

Tacky lawn ornament hunting. (It's a HUGE sport here in the United States!)

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

'That gnome with have to go, Edith!'

Ok, I apologize for calling the hot tub a dumb idea.

That sound? Oh, I bought Harold a breaking wind chime.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Beer Garden Kit

"She's had a lot of work done."

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Hedge Car

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'