Outdoor Decor Diva Pillows

"This is our delux model."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Home depot."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"Garden variety allergies."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Framed Lady

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Kensington Fluffies

Texturing the Walls

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Curtains haberdashery

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Artist chained to his drawing.

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

The quarantine self cut.

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'