Outdoor Decor Diva Pillows

"This is our delux model."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Home depot."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Framed Lady

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Garden variety allergies."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Texturing the Walls

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Kensington Fluffies

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Artist chained to his drawing.

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

Curtains haberdashery

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

The quarantine self cut.

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'