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Green Fingers.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Allotment

Bring your own inflatable.

"Tommy!"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Fly Fishing

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Fishing sign.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Duck Hunt

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'More bubbles!'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Tallyho!"

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"