Public Spaces Gifts

No Swimming, Skateboarding, Bicycling, Parking, Calories. . .

'Please give up your seat if needed by drunks.'

Vandalism in public parks.

'It worked!'

Cull people who leave clumps of hair in changing room showers.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Dog Park

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

How about going easy on the carbs

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Dog Park / Cat Park

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

No littering...

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"I told him we needed more string."

The High Line at Giza

Sunbathing in the park

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.