Public Space Enjoyer Gifts

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

Club Antisocial

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

It's either an intriguing and witty reflection upon the creation of concepts out of an absence of substance...or he's missed his bus.

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

"Oh, I stood around in a field and ate a bunch of grass...what did you do this weekend?"

'Aaaah... nuthin' like sitting out here in nature with a good campfire and a couple of ice-cold Bloodweisers.'

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

Linesman of the North.

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

'And these are by the street artist known only as 'Brent Council'.'

"Winter in Central Park just isn't the same without all of last year's Christo crap."

But how do I know it's the wrong tree until I bark up it? Deep!

Hands of Santa Claus reaching into sleeping skunk's cave with gifts of deodorant and perfume.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Henry Moore

'It worked!'

Welcome to New York City: Restrooms for customers only.

"Hey, folks - assuming everyone is on board, and barring any unforeseen technical glitches - it's showtime."

"Where's your manners? Lift your feet"

Personal Space

Hi, I

"Here's me, sitting in my spanking new shed chatting to good old Len the lawnmower."

'We may knock out a few walls.'

"Zagat gave this place a 27 for gawking."

Statue of limitations

Environmental Protesters