Public Space Enjoyer Mugs

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

Club Antisocial

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

It's either an intriguing and witty reflection upon the creation of concepts out of an absence of substance...or he's missed his bus.

"Oh, I stood around in a field and ate a bunch of grass...what did you do this weekend?"

Linesman of the North.

'Aaaah... nuthin' like sitting out here in nature with a good campfire and a couple of ice-cold Bloodweisers.'

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

"Winter in Central Park just isn't the same without all of last year's Christo crap."

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'It worked!'

Hands of Santa Claus reaching into sleeping skunk's cave with gifts of deodorant and perfume.

Henry Moore

Welcome to New York City: Restrooms for customers only.

"Hey, folks - assuming everyone is on board, and barring any unforeseen technical glitches - it's showtime."

Environmental Protesters

"Where's your manners? Lift your feet"

"Zagat gave this place a 27 for gawking."

Personal Space

'We may knock out a few walls.'

Statue of limitations

"Here's me, sitting in my spanking new shed chatting to good old Len the lawnmower."

"Well yes, I'm a 'roadrunner', but I haven't been on a road for ages: too much traffic, too dangerous..."