Public Space Lover Gifts

Aggressive cyclist gets comeuppance on zebra crossing

Club Antisocial

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

A Bubble of Countryside.

It's either an intriguing and witty reflection upon the creation of concepts out of an absence of substance...or he's missed his bus.

'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.'

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

Lakeonia National Park: Car parking and park area.

Urban Gardens

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

"Winter in Central Park just isn't the same without all of last year's Christo crap."

"A new housing estate would give many people a chance to enjoy rural life."

Introvert Career Faire.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Henry Moore

'It worked!'

"Here's me, sitting in my spanking new shed chatting to good old Len the lawnmower."

"They demanded their own private space? And you gave it to them?"

'We may knock out a few walls.'

Personal Space

Statue of limitations

Environmental Protesters

Theirs Theirs

"Where's your manners? Lift your feet"

"This city is going to hell! That used to be a parking lot."

No Swimming, Skateboarding, Bicycling, Parking, Calories. . .

Cull people who leave clumps of hair in changing room showers.

Man In Cage Getting Through Passers By

"How would you like it if somebody lounged in your office?"

"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."