Public Facilities Gifts

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

Dry Your Hands: Keep Going to a Clean Bit.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Tree house.

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"This never happened."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Caution: use only under child supervison

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Swing

Converted Parking Garage

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"XIVth Street"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

HS2

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

Doubledecker bus stop

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

Little boys

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Man playing chess from his parked car.