Public Facilities Gifts

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

Dry Your Hands: Keep Going to a Clean Bit.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"This never happened."

Tree house.

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Is Driving Doomed?

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

Swing

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Converted Parking Garage

Jungle Taxi

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Caution: use only under child supervison

"XIVth Street"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Little boys

Doubledecker bus stop

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

HS2