Public Houses Gifts

'Looks like the Brits have discovered space tourism.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'No ice.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I know it's gassy...'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Now here's a place I like!'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"I forget to drink."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Surreal ale

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'The Saxon King' pub

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"Just water for me, please."

Barman In Love.

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'