Public Houses Gifts

'Looks like the Brits have discovered space tourism.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'No ice.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'I know it's gassy...'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"Have you seen my dad?"

"I forget to drink."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"Just water for me, please."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'The Saxon King' pub

Barman In Love.

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Surreal ale

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'