Public Pools Gifts

Refraction

On holiday.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bring your own inflatable.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Swimming Prankster

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Bishops Snooker

'How's the water, dear?'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Dolphin tricks.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.