New Pool Gifts

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On holiday.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Empty box of ideas

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Bright Idea

Canape?

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Gardening#2

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Swimming Prankster

Lighthouse Beam.

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'First weeds of spring.'

Bishops Snooker

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Barbecue

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.