Buying A New Pool Gifts

"You didn't think I'd build this expensive pool and not stock it, did you?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

On holiday.

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"First time pruning?"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

I did it my way.

Sale! Weed Whackers

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'We'll take it!'

Environment Friendly House.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Peter

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"The homes in this area are beautiful."