Buying A New Pool Prints

"You didn't think I'd build this expensive pool and not stock it, did you?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

On holiday.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"First time pruning?"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

I did it my way.

Sale! Weed Whackers

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Slip Ahoy!'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

Environment Friendly House.

'We'll take it!'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Peter