Moving To A House With A Pool Gifts

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Doing the borders.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Taking it easy

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Ode to a Grill

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Non-Drip ?

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

'Now what?'

"Summer Reading Group"

Beginning Yarder.

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

Hello from the shed.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'