Moving To A House With A Pool T-Shirts

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Doing the borders.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Taking it easy

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Ode to a Grill

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Non-Drip ?

Beginning Yarder.

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Summer Reading Group"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Hello from the shed.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

Caution: use only under child supervison

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

Man and woman buying furniture.