Moving To A New Home With A Pool T-Shirts

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Doing the borders.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

Lazy Octopus

"Man's best friends."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Painting the Ceiling

Yardless: Please help

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'