Moving To A New Home With A Backyard Gifts

Ode to a Grill

Let's get organized

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Doing the borders.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Lazy Octopus

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Yardless: Please help

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

Taking it easy

The Not-So Smart Meter

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

An old man growing berries

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'