Moving To A New House With A Garden Gifts

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

Dreams of Spring...

"I'll race you to the top."

"I love the moment when they discover we paid their garden a nocturnal visit."

"Did you forget to tell anyone to water the garden while we were away?"

Let's get organized

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Doing the borders.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Lazy Octopus

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

An old man growing berries

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Snowman

The Not-So Smart Meter

Cat statues on entrance gate

Taking it easy

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Ode to a Grill

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."