Moving To A New Home With Garden Space Gifts

Rose

Let's get organized

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

Yardless: Please help

Lazy Octopus

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

An old man growing berries

Snowman

The Not-So Smart Meter

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Ode to a Grill

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."