Moving To A New Home With Garden Space Pillows

Rose

Let's get organized

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

Lazy Octopus

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

An old man growing berries

Cat statues on entrance gate

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Snowman

Ode to a Grill

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.