Moving Into A New House With A Yard Pillows

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Doing the borders.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

An old man growing berries

Taking it easy

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Ode to a Grill

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Beginning Yarder.

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Positively Petersham

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"You must have a green thumb."

Hello from the shed.

Planting veggies

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"Barney! Get down!"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

Garden seeds - giant varieties

Caution: use only under child supervison

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

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