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'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Doing the borders.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

An old man growing berries

Taking it easy

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Ode to a Grill

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Positively Petersham

Beginning Yarder.

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

Hello from the shed.

Planting veggies

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"You must have a green thumb."

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'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

Weeds

Garden seeds - giant varieties

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"Barney! Get down!"

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'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'