Moving To A House With A Big Yard T-Shirts

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

An old man growing berries

Ode to a Grill

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Positively Petersham

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Planting veggies

"You must have a green thumb."

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

Weeds

Garden seeds - giant varieties

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

'Our giant sale now on!'

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I'll race you to the top."

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

Tree with Drain Pipe

Rose

Ovalifolium Longifora

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

Sheds

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

'If you're going to play with the elephant, please take her upstairs.'

Rake

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.