Moving Into A New House With A Garden T-Shirts

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Doing the borders.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Taking it easy

An old man growing berries

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Snowman

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Ode to a Grill

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Non-Drip ?

'Now what?'

Positively Petersham

Beginning Yarder.

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

"You must have a green thumb."

Hello from the shed.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'