Moving Into A New House With A Garden Mugs

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Doing the borders.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Taking it easy

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

An old man growing berries

Snowman

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Ode to a Grill

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Non-Drip ?

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Beginning Yarder.

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Positively Petersham

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"You must have a green thumb."

Planting veggies

Hello from the shed.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.