Moving Into A New Home With A Garden Mugs

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

Painting the Ceiling

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Lazy Octopus

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Man's best friends."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Yardless: Please help

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'He does lack social skills.'

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."