Buying A New Home With A Garden Mugs

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Snowman

An old man growing berries

Ode to a Grill

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Positively Petersham

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

Planting veggies

"You must have a green thumb."

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

Weeds

We practically live out here in the summer.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'Not here, Fred.'

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

'And the funniest part is I made Frank go out and buy a new, $5,000 fridge, just to hold a $4.00 bottle of wine!'

"I'll race you to the top."

Swing

Rose

Tree with Drain Pipe

Better Gnomes.

Ovalifolium Longifora

Sheds

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

Rake

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.