Buying A New House With A Garden Mugs

Ovalifolium Longifora

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"First time pruning?"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

I did it my way.

Snowman

Sale! Weed Whackers

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

An old man growing berries

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Ode to a Grill

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

Environment Friendly House.

'We'll take it!'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Peter

"The homes in this area are beautiful."